Overheard...

M:

"my finger just accidentally slipped up into my nose"
later... "no, I use this finger when it happens"

"I guess I spent too much time talking"

me, on a 95 degree day: "Do you need a slipper?"
M: "Just for one foot. The other isn't cold"

"Just let me get my other eye open...." (when trying to wake him up at 9am this morning)

"blahblahblah blah blah SPOT ROCKET"


D:

"You know you aren't supposed to scratch people on the butt Spot. That's illegal in this town."

"Matthew. I have another shirt for you to hang up for me!" (boy. that sounds familiar.)

"I'm hungry." (still. again. always.)



M: "She's calling you HONEY. Like, on sandwiches."
D: "No. She's calling me HONEY, like mom does."
while playing Lego Star Wars online.